Guy 1 – Hey man, I was fired at work today.
Guy 2 – Nobody’s perfect.
Guy 1 – Hey man, My dog died.
Guy 2 – Yeah, life isn’t fair.
Guy 1 – My girlfriend broke up with me today.
Guy 2 – Shit happens.
All of these have the same meaning. Only one of these phrases is a douchey phrase, and that would be the last one. “Shit happens” is like a slap in the face. It’s like that guy that trips you and tells you you’re clumsy.
Shit happens. No shit Sherlock! I know this shit just happened. I don’t need you to tell me that. It’s like adding insult to injury.
Just imagine your with your significant other, having a bad day at work. You come home spilling your guts about your shitty day, and he/she responds back with, “Shit happens.” Are you serious? I had a bad day, and you’re giving me attitude?
You know what? How bout I grab your hair, and slap you in the face back and forth. If they respond back with “What the hell?” I’ll just say, “Hey, shit happens babe.”
Here’s what I want from you. Just show me some compassion. Is that too much to ask?
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Oct 17, 2008 -
Wow, we must have had the same bad day yesterday(if you did have a bad day yesterday). I wont go in to detail but it did consist of me having a bad day, telling my wife and she responded with a douche bag response.
Justhinking
Oct 17, 2008 -
Two words: Anger Management! hah
Fruitzie
Oct 17, 2008 -
I see your point.
But if my man pull my hair, he’s gone. 😉
OctaGone
Oct 17, 2008 -
lol Kudos
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Oct 17, 2008 -
I agree with Fruitzie, i can get mad, but i would never lay a hand on my wife. She would leave me faster then gas in my car, lol.
SHithappen
Oct 18, 2008 -
well… shit happen and shit happen! geez! Max payen ur ass!