Just visited Knott’s Scary Farm over the weekend, and overall, it was fun. In this article, I’m going to review each mazes to let you know which ones are worth lining up for. This year, there’s a total of 13 mazes, although, 2 of the mazes are just rides with few modifications.
But, before we get to the mazes, let’s talk about how to get through the night without getting too uncomfortable.
– Wear tennis or walking shoes, if you don’t have any, wear double socks with whatever shoes you have. This will keep your feet from hurting early on.
– Try not to carry bags, or purses. You’d want free hands, especially the ladies. Plus, you don’t want to accidentally smack the zombie with your purse!
– Bring bottled water or Gatorade, they allowed me to bring Gatorade, but they made sure there was no alcohol in it. You don’t want to get dehydrated and pass out inside the mazes. Plus, drinks inside the park will cost you an arm and a leg.
– Don’t eat too much before going in, especially if you’re squeamish. You don’t want to throw up on your boyfriend or girlfriend.
– Try to bring a “chicken” amongst your group, this makes it much more fun, at the expense of your friend of course. If you do bring a “chicken,” don’t wear your favorite shirt, the “chicken” might grab and pull like there’s no tomorrow.
– Buy the $1 3D glasses, I know it sounds like a gimmick, but it really makes a difference on the 3D mazes.
Alright, let’s move on the goodies. Here are my separate reviews of the mazes, in order from my best to worst. I’ll try to keep it vague as I don’t want to spoil anything.
1. – Virus Z (new) – The town has been infected, and Zombies are everywhere. I enjoyed this because I like Zombie movies, and this is one of Knotts’ new mazes. The first area is a diner, and you move along into someone’s home, then to a school. Good presentation, and filled with Zombies. Some Mazes didn’t have enough monsters, but this one did. Good lighting, and a good tour of the small town. Not very scary, but very cool.
Note: Virus Z is a little hard to find, as it’s tucked in somewhere in the middle corner of the park. Look for it because it’s well worth it.
2. – Slaughter House – This one is gross, it has a lot of opened body parts. Instead of beef, they slaughter humans, and serve them for dinner. It’s very well presented, as it tells a story. A lot of corners for psychotic butchers to jump at you. It also has chainsaw massacre-looking characters to fill your appetite.
3. – Uncle Bobo’s Big Top of the Bizarre (3D) – As I mentioned above, you must buy the $1 3D glasses to enjoy this maze. If you hate clowns, then this is the place for you. More than anything, you’ll enjoy the 3D effects, as the monster clowns follow you around.
4. – Club Blood – This maze is connected with Lockdown, so it’s a 2-for-1 deal. I liked this as the techno music will pump you up. The setting is club-like atmosphere with cages around the stages. Pretty cool, and for some reason, it reminds me of Blade 2. Good presentation, with loud music that will keep your blood pumping.
5. – Fallout Shelter (new) (3D) – This maze is supposed to be underground inside a shelter. The occupants have turned into weird creatures, and have lost their sense of humanity. There are many creatures here including mutated doctors in lab coats. The 3D makes everything feel weird, but in a good way. It creates a more menacing effect.
6. – Lockdown – This was one of my favorites from last year. Although, it wasn’t as impressive this year, this is still one of the mazes that you should visit. The setting is inside a prison, but everybody has escaped, and turned into monsters. You really have to watch your back here.
7. – Sleepy Hollow Mountain (Log Ride) – This is not really a maze, but it’s fun. I enjoyed looking at the heads hanging on the side windows. The headless horsemen also makes an appearance. More than anything, this ride was very relaxing since you get to sit, and just enjoy the view.
8. – London Of Terror – This one is very cool, the setting is old London, where Jack the Ripper does what he does best. You walk through grave-sites, and an old English bar as you roam the streets of London. I enjoyed the set-production, and the characters are very intriguing. You get hideous looking hookers calling you out, what else could a guy ask for!
9. – Labyrinth – This one is more fantasy than horror. What comes to mind right away is Poison Ivy from Batman. This is her world. The music is from one of Tim Burton’s films, I think Edward’s Scissorhands. The mood is more relaxing than anything. The characters look good, but not scary. Why would I be a afraid of a seductive tree lady? The production value is good though, and is worth checking out.
These are the Mazes that didn’t do much for me, if the lines are too long, I wouldn’t sweat lining up for these.
10. – Dia de los Muertos (3D) – This one feels like a Robert Rodriguez film. The 3D effects are cool, but it just wasn’t scary, it was too loose, and you see everything coming from a mile away. However, there’s a cool scene inside a small church.
11. – The Doll Factory – A little slow, and the creatures were bland. There are a few jumps here and there. But, overall, the characters weren’t creepy enough. If anything is worth checking out here, it’s the cute cosplayers.
12. – Cornstalkers – Pretty boring as you walk through a cornfield, where scarecrows will pop at you on cue. The premise is good, but it isn’t delivered properly. There is a giant skeleton towards the end that looks pretty cool. But other than that, it’s bland.
13. – Black Widow’s Cavern – The worst one of all. This is more of a relaxing train ride, too relaxing. I got bored as I waited for the next spider to jump at me. It was very disappointing. I brought a big chicken with me, and she was bored. So, don’t bother lining up for this unless you want to fall asleep or have a deep conversation with the guys next to you.
Final Advice
I suggest visiting the park way before Halloweeen. If you go Halloween week, I doubt that you’ll be able to see no more than 5 mazes. To me, if the lines are too long, it’s not worth it. So, go now! The lines are decent even on a Friday, you’ll be able to enjoy most of the Mazes with short waits.
Note: If you go on weeknights, there will be less monsters. But, the lines will be shorter, which is always a plus. However, I recommend going on weekends, but weeks before Halloween!
Katie
Sep 28, 2010 -
I really want to go to Knotts Scary Farm! I’ve never gone, and I’m a GIANT chicken so I should provide tons of entertainment to any friends that go with me! 🙂
Mongoose
Sep 28, 2010 -
Giant chickens should be allowed in for free! Everybody benefits from seeing a chicken break down while surrounded by monsters in the middle of the park 🙂
Reboot
Sep 28, 2010 -
I really want to go this year, i havent been since the mid 90’s LOL. I really miss getting the chicken shit scared out of me!
Andre
Sep 28, 2010 -
I went to knott’s scary farm on sept. 24th opening night its was the best night ever its always better to go opening weekend because there’s not as much people there plus if you get there early enough you’ll be able to do everything.
Gwendolyn
Sep 29, 2010 -
Well you also have to keep in mind that this review is from the first weekend – if not the first night – and most monsters haven’t yet found their groove their scare or their character
Try coming next week or the one after – at that point a lot of people have a better feel for what they’re doing
DollFactoryGirl
Oct 4, 2010 -
I love Knott’s Scary Farm – Halloween Haunt!
Worked there for 3 years now, not working this year (bummer) but who cares, Haunt 2010 is going to ROCK!
Going the 6th and the 20th for my birthday.
See you chicken shits there XD
markus
Oct 10, 2010 -
Knotts scary farm mazez arent all that i was very dissappoint and all ghost ton streets don’t even scary all they do is stand there and the only maze that was good was lock down i feel the price was to high for not even getting scared knotts talent needs to step it up on scary and mazez the theme of all these mazes aren’t scary at all
Claire
Oct 11, 2010 -
I agree with everything in your review except Cornstalkers; having said that, some of the mazes really depend when the “cast members” take their breaks…a maze being even short two ghouls can make a big difference. Cornstalkers on the day I visited in 2009 (Sat, Oct 10th) was bunk- two few ghouls, when I visited this year 2010 (Fri, Oct 8th) was awesome as there were MANY ghouls and they sure blended in well/scared the crap out of you. Same thing with Slaughterhouse: usually a great maze (like last year was for me), however, this year I hit it when there either weren’t enough gouls and/or a few on break.
Regarding the two major [inside] ride attractions (Mine ride & Log ride): I really miss the early [Elvira] days when these two attractions were FULL of live gouls/goul scenes–they really need to go back to this!!
Also nice to note: the staff throughout the park are very nice and helpful (including the ghouls). And, the price for the 3D glasses has gradually come down last few years from $3 pair to $1 pair.
Mongoose
Oct 11, 2010 -
Claire – you’re right about the staff taking breaks, i was at the Dia de los Muertos maze, and this guy was just sitting next to the girl dancing on stage, maybe he was trying to pick her up, lol!
But, it ruins the illusion for the guests, they should have a way of communicating with each other so they know people are coming in.
Chey
Oct 22, 2010 -
I was incredibly disappointed this year with Knotts..it was more entertaining than scary. I have been an avid fan of Knotts for years and always look forward to going, however this year was just plain boring. I went last friday expecting to be scared senseless as usual, however, most of the monsters just kinda stood around, or there were very few monsters within the mazes…as well as on ghost street, where they usually hide in the dark or trees and pop out at you. I am attending again tonight at the request of my daughter(her 1st time), so really am hoping it is better tonight..seriously not worth the high price to get in…Universal is wayyy better!!!