By now if you read any of my reviews on a character affiliated with the Snake Men, you’ll know that I am not a fan; but, I have to say, they would have made great comic relief characters because like Rattlor, Sssqueeze is just as fun and funny!

Sssqueeze is one heck of a figure…oh wait…

The figure comes packaged in the usual bubble.

The back of the card has some snakes and a bio—I forget what it says, you can read it yourself.

Ok…as I was saying, Sssqueeze is one heck of a figure; the detail is what strikes me …

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What an interesting figure for the month of May; it is Blast Attak! Packaged as usual on the standard card.

One of the last figures in the line, Blast Attak has mixed origin stories that are made more complicated in the bio on the back.
To simplify, we will use the story from the mini comic he came with called “Revenge of the Snake Men.” So, what does this mean? It means that the snake sticker on the front is accurate! Something in MOTUC is accurate!!! The end of the world is approaching…

Blast Attak was created by King Hssss, he …

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April is the month for angels. That’s not really true. I’m just actually thrilled that Angella was released in the Masters of the Universe Classics line after all these years! That’s right folks, the Queen of Brightmoon is here and with her release, fans now have the entire first series of vintage She-Ra figures in Classics forms!

Angella fits nicely in the standard MOTUC packaging. She looks beyond cool with her wings and stance in pack. It makes me question my motives for removing her, but come on now, she is totally getting out of her bubble.

Flipped around the card …

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Spring is upon us and while we stop to smell the flowers, let’s just take a step back inside, to play with our toys. March brings with us nothing but allergies and of course the latest release from the Masters of the Universe Classics line! All the way from Silax comes Huntara!

Fan favorite from the She-Ra cartoon, Huntara comes packed on the regular card and bubble that the MOTUC figures have been released on for years.

The back of the card is also a standard card with shots of the other figures available. Some really nice Princess of Power figures …

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JUST A WARNING: RATED M FOR MATURE, COURSE LANGUAGE–VERY…

What the hell is this? Naked He-Man? You know if you look close enough, he appears to resemble the He-Man from the original mini comics…but the name is wrong, it was He-Man who left the jungle to protect Castle Grayskull and Eternia—not to mention the two halves of the Power Sword. Why does the package say Oo-Larr?

I’ll tell you why; the terminated Scott Neitlich was still in grade school and was playing his own game sitting on the floor with his He-Man guys. Now, I don’t blame him for the shipping …

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Spinnerella: Hmm… I wonder how much longer…

Spinnerella: My goodness, the time. I’m also so hungry, but I’m afraid if I leave I’ll miss her…

Irma: Hi, can I help you? Have you been waiting here long?

Spinnerella: Oh hello! Yes, I have actually been waiting for awhile. I was looking for Miss M? We had an appointment.

Irma: Oh, she should be here soon.

Spinnerella: (sighs) Ok. I suppose I can wait just a little longer…

Irma: (walks off) Cool. Well, see ya. And don’t take anything. I’ve counted the flowers.

Another few days later…

Spinnerella: I am so hungry.…

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It’s a dream come true, a great set of figures for the month of February—enough so, that January’s Lizard Man is a thing of the past.

In this; part 1; we have Ninja Warrior…huh? Are you telling me that Mattel lost the rights to the name Ninjor? Not so powerful of a company are you?

Anyhow, I think I found a new favorite Classics figure—not the number 1, but up there with cool ones like Stinkor and Trap Jaw.

Ninjor is packaged as usual.

The back of the box has a load of bull shit in the bio section.

Out of …

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Although I was never a fan of Masters of the Universe Versus the Snake Men, I have to admit that this 2 pack is really well thought out and it is very cool!

The back of the box has bios for both, pretty cheesy, I have really given up on this made up story that strays from the cartoon. I’ll say it again, for people who grew up with He-Man and for new fans; the bios should be history of the character, not a weak story that retells everything that people know. But, the bastard who did damage the storyline has …

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The claim from Mattel is that the line of Masters of the Universe Classics action figures is coming to an end this year—that can always change. So, until that happens, I and Miss M will call it “The End”.

UPDATE:  Oops! we were lied to, there is a 2016 line coming, it was just a way to get sales, so Management was canned for false advertising and breaking the law–I hope they suffer for it, it will make up for all the people they screwed; if you don’t agree–blow me!

For the month of Jan we have a long lost Filmation …

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We are in a new year, but there is still time to check back on the final 2014 releases of Masters of the Universe Classics! December 2014 was a banner month for the toy line as fans got two figures in the main subscription: Gwildor, and my personal favorite, Mermista! So let’s check everything out.

Up first is Gwildor. Released on a larger card and bubble, Gwildor is a slightly smaller figure based on the 1987 Masters of the Universe movie. He might be small, but he comes with some heavy duty accessories. His staff and two versions of the Cosmic …

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