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This list consists of high profile actors and actresses only.  I don’t really care enough to include current indie “It” actors like Ellen Page because they have just started their careers and it would be unfair.  It’s time to go after the big dogs and the sell-outs.

1.  Kevin Spacey:  The prancing method actor is in one bad film after another.  A quick trip to imdb.com reveals that Spacey started off his career very promisingly in films like Seven, Swimming with Sharks, and The Usual Suspects.  He’s made extreme amounts of shit in recent years starring in everything from K Pax to Superman Returns, to the truly awful Life of David Gale.  I have yet to see Spacey in his most recent film Fred Claus, and I plan to keep it that way.

2.  Nick Cage:  Cage is another promising actor that used to be so interesting and original early in his career and is now starring in one trashy film after another.  The once interesting “tics” and stammers are now cartoonish and his career careens from films no one wants to see (The Weather Man, Lord of War) to films no one should want to see, but for some reason people pay for (National Treasure, Ghost Rider). 

3.  Johnny Depp:  Depp is yet another actor I used to love who is now become very mannered and annoying.  His worst acting job yet was his creepy turn as Willy Wonka. 

4.  Ethan Hawke:  The “writer, actor, director” sucks equally at all of the above and his terminal daddy issues and greasy hair are almost as annoying as the fact that he still has a whisper of a career.

5.  Vince Vaughn:  I don’t get this pudgy and creepy republican……and I probably never will.

6.  Tom Hanks:  Hanks is a solid actor who has been in some labored films as of late.  I didn’t see Charlie Wilson’s War though so I can’t include that in his spate of overrated films.

7.  Julia Roberts:   Roberts is annoying and untalented to me.  I think she’s a formula actress without a spark of a Cate Blanchett or Kate Winlet’s talent and acting acumen.

8.  Gwyneth Paltrow:  Paltrow is annoying and mannered in most of her roles.  She won an Oscar for doing a convincing British accent but failed to convince me she was flesh and blood on Inside The Actor’s Studio.  She was more like a liberal elite moron who never worked a day in her entire life, spouting new-age nonsense so boring even James Lipton looked strangely uninvolved. 

9.  Ben Stiller:  Stiller does one sell-out film after the next culminating in what I understand is the unwatchable remake of The Heartbreak Kid. 

10.  Mike Myers:  Stick to playing the voice of animated green ogres and stay out of films for anyone over the age of 8, Mike.

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